When a hostess asks how Starburst makes its candy taste so juicy, her co-worker tells her the company uses wicked-small fighter jets to shoot juice inside of each piece. if (document.context) document.write ("&context=" + escape(document.context)); "BY THE WAY, I'M A MIME!" Scotch-Korean man: Of course I’m right! It went something like this: Scotch-Korean Father: Look at this! 1 decade ago. Here at Mars, there’s always a story to tell. document.write ("&loc=" + escape(window.location)); Random thoughts and other stuff I find on the internet. Starburst Commercial Contradiction. I don't even get the difference between a paradox and a contradiction. There is a dog in the front seat sticking its butt out the window instead of his head, which the friend sitting in the backseat calls a contradiction. TV Commercial. Mar 23, 2013 - This Pin was discovered by BreAnna Liberto. How Starburst’s Little Lad Inspired Wheat Thins’ Famous ‘Family Guy’ Ad . Scotch-Korean Son: Huh?